I felt this needed to exist.
sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day
why go to sleep at a normal hour when you can read an 80,000 word fanfiction until two in the morning
legitimately the greatest thing about this show was how everyone was like#nate we’re moving into your life you can’t get rid of us we’re here for good#and nate is a dumbass about everything#it’s a backwards brady bunch#the kids were like this is our family now you two make out and stop angsting so we can all be okay and stop bad guys#leverage#i miss this stupid show so much
I love how when they “stopped off” in Portland and Hardison immediately:
1. Bought a microbrewery/bistropub
2. Turned the back rooms into their office
3. Found them a client
Elliot objected because FOOD MATCHING WITH MICROBREWS IS VERY DIFFICULT
THE BREW PUB MENU IS THE MOST DIFFICULT MENU OKAY
I also love how they cut a hole in that wall with a CHAIN SAW and we never ever even once saw a door there, or another space. They just did that to fuck with Nate and I approve.
Six months after Nate and Sophie leave Portland, that damned painting mysteriously appears outside their villa in Comporta. Nate tries to ban it from the house. Sophie makes him sleep on the porch until he learns how to graciously accept a gift like a functional human being.
I love how Hardison approaches moving into Nate’s life especially. Like, “uh, excuse me, I think it’s more like you retroactively moved into my life. My property. This property. That I own.”
give me more nick fury slowly realizing he loves natasha. he didn’t care for her much at first, this person barton dragged in who was more well-oiled gun than woman, because she was a complication. she could be an asset if she worked, a disaster if she didn’t, but either way she presented an enormous risk he wasn’t entirely certain he wanted. he took her anyway.
but slowly, over the years, she snuck up on him. her humor, her reliability, her beautiful, brutal efficiency. until a stripped-down bunker buried under concrete when he tells her, “you would have done the same thing,” and she says, “i know. and that’s the problem.”
and he realizes, like any child with their parent, she’s started to outgrow him, only without him even realizing he was raising her in the first place.
Stranded in a small coastal town in Maine, Emma discovers that her life in New York is not at all what it seems. There is a world of fairy tales in Storybrooke, and within it a woman named Regina with whom she had once shared a son.
Or: When Snow White casts the dark curse anew, Regina is the only one who remembers her gift to Emma.
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like. a short list of ideas for hollywood:
- all-girl diamond heist operation
- all-girl detective drama
- all-girl mafia
- all-girl motorcycle club
- all-girl political conspiracy thriller
- all-girl drug empire wars
- all-girl superhero league
- all-girl deep sea diving team
- all-girl fuckin crayon factory i literally do not give a shit
i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time